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I had planned on writing a full-length review of this product...but mid-climax, I F%CKING BLACKED OUT IN THE BATHTUB. I do not drink wine in the bath; I do not smoke drugs.
It was a straight up, orgasm-induced temporary blackout.
The experience can be accurately described in acid trip-inspired GIFs.
At first, it was like "Well damn, this orgasm is pretty sweet!"
(That is entirely possible, as I was experimenting with some super hippie shit called orgasmic manifesting...but I'll save that for another day.)
Immediately after, I just laid there dumbfounded.
It blew my mind that a product with such a simplistic design could reinvigorate my perspective on the pleasure products market which, to be honest, had become a little jaded.
End result: "The WaterSlyde is amazing! My vulva is AMAZING."
What I looked like the rest of the evening:
The fact that this is the first product specifically designed for women who prefer to self-pleasure while taking a bath is beyond me. I suppose that is probably because the sex toy industry has been predominantly male-driven for a very, very long time. The WaterSlyde™ is literally and figuratively refreshing.
Maureen Pollack, you are a modern-day Mary Keis, and I love you!