This checklist of reasons is pretttttty damn thorough!
A few examples of available choices:
You have low standards
It's someone's birthday
There's nothing on TV
Live life to the fullest
Pick a time and grovel, if you must! These notepad pages will last the entirety of a relationship, or approximately 43 sexual partners (from what we've heard). Not just a gag gift- truly a playful way to engage with your partner more and let them know you're ready to bone!