Don't threaten us with a good time, 'cause we gon' deliver! This Pleasure Parlor-exclusive kit is an effing/literal party in a boxxx!
We've curated this 420-themed box o' treats to include the following:
1 (one) Mary Jane Mini Vibe: This cutie is a 10-function, super charged mini bullet that is discreetly sized for any road trip or traffic jam! 10 speeds of super-strong pulsating vibrations will induce some euphoric sensations - on the nips, on the clit, you call it. (Not for the butt, though JFYI.) It charges up super quick via the USB cable, included. The lil' bb is made from bodysafe silicone, is fully waterproof (submersible, yo!), and wireless. Measures 3" high.
1 bottle of Voodoo H3mp Lubricant - 8 Oz: This smooth water-based lube is made with a natural h3mp seed oil base, infused with quinoa, flax, green tea & oat extracts. Fragrance-free, latex-friendly, long lasting, and non-staining, this lubricant is 510(k) certified (FDA tested). NOTE: This bottle is different as shown in the collage image.
1 Potheads Against Sanity Game: It's basically Cards Against Humanity...ON WEED. It's a question and answer match up game, where players compete to come up with the most outrageous matching answers. Players take turns asking questions or making fill in the blank statements while other players submit redonk answers. Includes: 96 Insane Questions and 107 Insane Answer cards, an 8 sided die, and rule card.
Set of Glitter MJ Pasties (1 pair):These sexy lil' Peekaboos self-sticking pasties are re-useable (with adhesive glue, sold separately) and GLITTERY AF! They can also be used as stickers if you're feeling fancy free, TBH. They are latex-free, made from faux-leather. 100% good time.
You can choose your vibe style: Small MJ leaves (1st photo), or Rainbow MJ leaf (second photo).
*Please note: All kits are shipped in a plain/regular brown shipping box. (The special fancy fancy packaging is reserved for our Subscription Boxes!)