Is this the most magical fucking collection of things of all time/that you can have sex with? Answer: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.
We've curated this magically delicious box o' treats to include the following:
1 Unihorn Mini Vibe:All we have to say is... FINALLY someone created a unicorn-themed vibrator and named it the Unihorn! This shiny, iridescent little rainbow treat by Rocks Off has LEGIT power, and it's completely waterproof! Honestly. It's a shiny f%cking unicorn horn that will GIVE YOU ORGASMS for crying out loud. Treat your nips or your clit to this bb.
1 bottle of Unicorn Spit DONUT FLAVORED Lube:Ethically extracted from free range unicorns*, this magically delicious water-based lubricant will turn any encounter into a whimsical experience. Including breakfast. Pour that shit on your cereal. The best part is that it's sugar free, so no risk of yeast infections. A guilt-free must-have in your arsenal because unicorns. Water-based lubricants are compatible with all toys, hooray! (Reminder: never use silicone lube with your silicone toys!) 4 ounce bottle.
*No unicorns were harmed in the making of this lube.
1 (one) Silicone Unicorn Tail Buttplug: This playful Unicorn buttplug brings pony play fantasies to (colorful) life! Crafted from body-safe and silky-smooth silicone, this plug features a tapered shape with a luscious flowing pony tail, perfect for a magical romp in the sheets/trot around the streets. (That was good, right???)
(Available in Purple, Pink, Blue, or Rainbow. Choose your color at checkout)
Set of Glitter Unicorn Pasties (Pink): These extra special glitter unicorn nipple pasties are handmade of durable glitter material that forms to curves, and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel and stick on clean, dry skin! All They are crafted from latex free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you'd like, and can be gently removed. (We use 'em as stickers around the office, not gonna lie.) 3.2 inches by 3 inches. Coverage diameter 2.1 inches.
*Please note: All kits are shipped in a plain/regular brown shipping box. (The special fancy fancy packaging is reserved for our Subscription Boxes!) No items may be substituted.